

"No, I am me, and she is her", "No, I'm Siri". "You know, the clothing stores always seem to be out of red and white fuzzy leisure suits. "It was a dark and stormy night.No, that's not it.", "I'm certain you've heard it before". You'd better find someone else." You then get a "Call me a taxi" shortcut appear. "I can't be your designated driver, Britta. We all need to recharge once in a while". "I've been told my artificial intelligence standards are too high". "I don't have any plans, but I am sure a few million things will pop up".

Siri has a couple of responses for this one too. I fell asleep." What are you doing later? "Inception is about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about dreaming, about something or other. "The Apple Macintosh is my favourite computer". "I'm not really good with food, Britta.", "I can't.
FUNNY WORDS THAT START WITH T FULL
"Britta, you are full fair, 'tis true, but… No, you're definitely the fairest one of all", "Snow White? Is that you?" Please can you make me a sandwich? Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? "I have an angry bird." Draw me something And not just because I'm actually, well, in it".

There is "To get your attention, got it", "I just bumped into some ones and zeros" and "I'm learning to play the vibes". Lots of responses for this one so keep asking. "Is that you Mary?", "The sound of that is something quite atrocious". "All the best virtual assistants prefer the iPhone". What phone should I buy or what phone is the best? "That's like comparing apples and.not apples". "Something about obeying people and not hurting them. Do you follow the three laws of robotics? "I am not perspicacious about the peregrinations of poultry". Siri has a couple of responses to this, one of which is brilliant and far too long to rewrite so we will let you find out for yourself. "He's in your heart and at The North Pole. You can set an egg timer but not a chicken timer. Hope that helps" and "Interesting question. Stack overflow", "Some believe an ancient 'proto-chicken' laid an egg containing a DNA mutation that resulted in a chicken hatching from said egg. They both have the same birthdays", "Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg. Siri has a few smart answers for this one. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? "Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense and cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and your friends are sad because they don't exist. "I've heard that 'Blade Runner' is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants".
